TIMEY WIMEY POWERS
what does the gorillaz get me?
(( give that shirt to me. ))
DARKNESS.
….
THAT’S BORING.hollister
I HAVE THE POWER TO BECOME AN OVERPRICED PERFUME
deli worker gonna fuckin fry yo ass
once again i am the hero of life
hero of breath fuck yeah
omfg sobs i am sollux
I AM THE DOCTOR I THINK I WIN HERE
Pussy powers?
Pikachu, I won, that is all
no shirt…………fantastic. I get shit all now
Bruce Lee shirt.
>:)
I AM IRON MAN :D
I am A HELSINKI VAMPIRE!!!!!!
Avenged Sevenfold? I AM A SEXY TALENTED MUSICIAN AWWWHHH YEEEEEA
blink-182? i tell hilarious dick jokes?
…Metallica?
damn…i have no powers…. i chose the wrong day not to wear a shirt
(Source: otomegane)
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lorribetha reblogged this from snowytony and added:
A heart … So I’m cupid?
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carolynsoprano reblogged this from therealdrakemerwin and added:
Either super fast swimming or something else to do with water….awesome
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I AM WEARING A FREAKING LARGE SHIRT WITH PUPPIES WEARING STUFF MY SUPER POWER IS PUPPY FASHION I’M GOING TO DIE
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gaysexwillneverhurtyou:...Fight For Human Rights….FUCK YEAH!
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drambuie11 reblogged this from obscurliteraryreference and added:
The Misfits - the band, not the TV show. This is problematic. My powers include serial murdering, ghouls, zombies and...
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asylum-faerie reblogged this from sherlocksmyth and added:
Meerkat powers :D
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tothetardisallonsy reblogged this from fuckyourprettyface21 and added:
I have The Beatles, I can now play the best fucking music ever. SUCK. DICK.
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sherlocksmyth reblogged this from the-stench-of-that-impala and added:
Sweet Jesus. I’m the Green Lantern.
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mopalo2015 reblogged this from roboticonography and added:
Um… Im not sure how to respond to ‘Hooters’… Do I now have boobs of mass destruction?
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thisistheonething reblogged this from roboticonography and added:
Track and field invitational? Awww yisss Olympic medal here I come!
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roboticonography reblogged this from shewhoisneondaisies and added:
All eleven doctors if they were owls.
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jeguseiryn reblogged this from tobiornottobithatisthequestion and added:
Red with a zombie geisha lady? Deduce that for me Homes.
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sespint reblogged this from testymaker and added:
Im wearing a cheerleading shirt idfk what i am
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abster07 reblogged this from janeippo and added:
Okayyy soooo, I’m at work…. Wearing my security guard uniform….. >.> I— AM — SECURIBOT Model A-700. My job is to...
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collegechick14 reblogged this from wallacewellsbian and added:
I’m not wearing a shirt. So does this mean I don’t get special powers? :(
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withmybootson reblogged this from dhpt and added:
Freakin’ panda power!
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janeippo reblogged this from thiscrazzzythingcalledlife and added:
Umm…pink with polka dots. Jeez, I have the frilliest of all of them fml
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dhpt reblogged this from livehealthybefit and added:
my shirt has “meh” written on it. My super power is apathy?
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rawb619 reblogged this from citizenblue and added:
Green lantern!?? still fucking dope
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i-make-my-own-sun-shine reblogged this from eisencorgi and added:
CAPTAIN FUCKING AMERICA
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captainsaramerica reblogged this from iron-han and added:
H.P. Lovecraft reading from the Necronomicon and summoning Cthullhu? I uh… Well this is awkward. I was hoping to be the...
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eisencorgi reblogged this from idowhatiwantthor and added:
it’s my work shirt …Coldstone powers? do I… freeze things? NO WAIT TWIRLING SPADES OF DEATH
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idowhatiwantthor reblogged this from sicw-tony and added:
it’s red and there’s an american eagle insignia on it THE RED EAGLE … violent freedom maybe?
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moremoralthanyou reblogged this from emeralddreamer and added:
Sweet, commanding murders of crows and barbed wire. BEST SUPERPOWER EVER!
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citizenblue reblogged this from rufustbarleysheaf and added:
it’s actually a bath wrap… so…………….
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sicw-tony reblogged this from perfectlyqueer and added:
I’m wearing a blue military-issue undershirt. I have no idea.
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chakayoh reblogged this from wallacewellsbian and added:
Um, I have scrubs on.
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wallacewellsbian reblogged this from rufustbarleysheaf and added:
I’ve gained the power of Princeton? If this means i get a 17 billion endowment I am so down!
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livehealthybefit reblogged this from shesshrinkingsheshrinking and added:
The power of GREY! Watch it..
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obscurliteraryreference reblogged this from rufustbarleysheaf and added:
I AM THE GODDAMNED BATMAN.
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rufustbarleysheaf reblogged this from perfectlyqueer and added:
Uh. Teal power? Hooray?
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emeralddreamer reblogged this from makeuswholeisaac and added:
Brown tank, and I feel like a cow right now, so you figure it out lol.
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monpretenduevie reblogged this from iron-han and added:
The power of… chest hair?
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makeuswholeisaac reblogged this from iron-han and added:
^^Best superhero ever
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iron-han reblogged this from perfectlyqueer and added:
Not wearing a shirt. …Super boobs?
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maegan15 reblogged this from brandibananas and added:
Sooo I’m wearing a King Travis Clothing shirt. It says “You’ll never know dear,how much I love you” and has a boy and...
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perfectlyqueer reblogged this from the-deviations and added:
CAPTAIN FUCKING AMERICA
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the-deviations reblogged this from tobiornottobithatisthequestion and added:
Blue team campaign shirt. ‘Indignation and Ignorance’. Dude.
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The Power of LOVE?!
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